MADDOX, gavin rhee

[GAVIN RHEE MADDOX]

MADDIE, GIN. NINETEEN. WAITER. RESIDENT.

"oh, nice to meet you. i'm gavin rhee maddox, but i'd rather if you could call me gin. you can try to call me maddie, but i prolly won't answer. that's saved for my close friends and my mum. obviously i'm a male. i just look feminine because i like quality products to make me look fucking awesome. i'm nineteen years young, born february 14th. make a joke about my birthday and i'll break your neck. seriously. and i'm living it up like an aquarius! i get up at five every morning with a very strict exercise regimen. i eat a healthy breakfast and i walk everywhere. i like having a fit body, okay? and my hair is quite au natural, i dye it occasionally, but not too often. other than that, i hardly mess with it besides to clip away split ends and keep it trim. i'm kind of short. i don't know exactly, but last time i checked, i was like, five foot five.. i'm totally waiting for another growth spurt. i want some height dammit. on the subject of my appearance, i get stopped all the time because people mistake me for this model guy, alessandro de marco, or something. i guess there's a resemblance, but it's faint. and if you haven't caught on yet, with the blatant i love my hair shit, i'm gay. homo. faggot. whatever floats your boat to call me. i like boys.

i spend my free time like any hormonal nineteen year old would do in their spare time: masturbate, masturbate, masturbate. i kid.

but seriously, in my spare time i draw. a lot. my entire apartment is covered in paintings, drawings, and sketches i've done. i'm kind of an aspiring artist, but i know that's not gonna happen any time soon. i enjoy bubble baths, they're amazing and relaxing. art is one of the main things that keep me running in life. i like lavender scented things because it's soothing. peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, though they don't compare to mum's. holding hands, it makes me feel safe and wanted. swimming, it's like i'm.. half fish or something. reading! i hate smoking, that shit kills you know. pumpkins, they're so gross and.. orangey. bleh. ignorant people, like.. seriously. read up on politics and get educated. bugs, holy shit they scare me okay, and they're nasty and unsanitary. public restrooms, unsanitary once again. people who are always into someone else's business. busybodies are annoying as i'll get out. sheesh. and anything that has more than four legs scares me to death. oh my god i'll scream like a little girl and run away if you show me a spider or a bug. i hate flying in airplanes, makes me sick to my stomach and all sorts of worst case scenarios end up inside my head that just make me even more sick.

i've got a few strong characteristics i'm quite proud of. like, i'm loyal as fuck, that's good, right? i've been known to stick by friends even though they were dead wrong, so i guess that counts. i'm also very organized and proper with things. guess with your mum being insanely ocd, it has to come naturally. i'm very honest, which i think might be a strength and a weakness, but oh well. i just don't like acting shady around people i want to stay friends with. but with my strong points, i do have a few weaknesses. not everybody's perfect, like that one singer said, right? right. i'm extremely naive about most everything. so it's somewhat simple for people to take advantage of me. i'm also pretty hard to approach because i'm so damned sarcastic. i do have a really, really, really bad temper, so i guess that's not good to have. i don't have much patience either.. so pretty much: i'm loyal when it comes to close friends and i'm hopelessly naive. i'm very honest toward to everybody and very selfless. i'm nice to everyone i meet, unless they do something to piss me off. i trust way too easily, but my anger and rage when i'm pissed off comes in and balances it out. i'm kind of vulgar at times and my humor's a bit skewered, but i believe i'm a pretty nice guy..

but mmm, i have a few traits i want in a significant other. i adore someone i can hold a fairly intelligent conversation with. they should have muscles, but not overly ripped. piercings are a huge turn on for me, and so are glasses. i'm just a little bit off-kilter like that. with the positive, comes the negative. things that turn me off instantly: unintelligent people. too much muscle.

just to let you know, i don't have a dad. he walked out on mum when i was conceived. i hate him. my mum's name is florence lilly maddox and she's my world. i'm a complete mummy's boy and i'm honestly proud of it. i'm an only child, so it's just me and mum. so like, mum hooked up with a sleazy guy she thought was the one when she was eighteen, somewhere in ontario, canada. she was devastated when he left her alone and pregnant. and she moved to vegas to get away from her parents' wrath and scorn. she hates them to this day. i'm right there with her. though she's much happier now that she's got a gig as a dancer for one of the casinos. i'm happy for her.

um. i have a bad habit that i want to quit. i bite my lip when i get nervous. like, hardcore blood everywhere biting sometimes, so slap me if you see me doing that. i've been trying to stop. i like kittens, a lot. so if you buy me one, i'm prolly going to fall in love with you. i like spontaneous dates and making new friends that aren't ignorant or stupid beyond belief. if you're none of that, then we're pretty much friends. unless you diss my mum. then you should prolly just check into your hospital room, a'ight? cool."

CAM. SIXTEEN. US. SIX YEARS.

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